TOO BAD SO SAD, BUT WAIT NOT BAD, SO GLAD

Tori, Tori, Tori

You make me sad and worried with your tails of darkness.

But the I Will Survive made me hopeful and happy once more and in addition, I realized that Tillie DID make you this way.

I LOVE happy and hopeful.

You have inspired me to write/post a song of cheer, cheerleading that is, the kind that makes you want to go freeze in room 100 (and that is not 100 degreesF), that makes you want to go home and learn some more, a song that will inspire to climb higher, to reach further, to be more than you can be, to be faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall (Law School) buildings in a single bound, LOOK UP IN THE SKY, IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE,

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT'S SUPER TORI!!!!