Climb Every Law School Mountain

a song for dark Tori times, with much love from Tillie:

Climb every plaintiff/defendant mountain,
Search crim* and tort* --why does this sound like dessert "glazed crim and tort"? YUM
Follow every breach of legal duty by-way
Every path to P100 you know

Climb every mountain (of admissible evidence)
Ford every contract binding stream
Follow every mens rea* rainbow
'Till you find your dream,
(aka pass the NY bar exam)

A dream that will need (sing with heart and deep welling of emotion)
All the jeans and clothing layers you can give
Everyday of your wretched '07 summer life
For as long as you live (in Philly)

Climb every evidence mountain (better said would be mountain of evidence!)
Ford every proximate cause* stream
Follow every joinder of claims and parties rainbow
'Till you find your NY Bar dream

A dream that will need (sing with feeling)
All the 4 cahmere sweater layers (no flip flops) you can give
Everyday of your pitiful dark summer '07 life
For as long as you live-at 5050(as in chance of passing bar)Macadamia St, Apt. 51L

Climb every MBE* mountain
Ford every FRE* stream
Follow every preclusion of litigation rainbow
'Till you find your NY Bar dream (SING THIS LINE WITH MUCH EMOTION, fortissimo)


*crim=loving way of referring to criminal
(as "it's criminal for Tori to study so hard for MBE*)
*tort=injury, wrong (as "it's wrong to have Tori freezing in P100")
*mens rea=guilty mind
*proximate cause=fancy (an stupid) way of saying use your common sense
*MBE=multistate bar examination
*FRE=federal rules of evidence

POP THE CHAMPAIGN AT THE END OF THIS HEARTFELT MOTIVATING SONG, CHEERS, ENJOY!!!
Drink to the summer of '08 may it find you in flip flops and tank top (and not so broke $$$) xoxoxo
Tillie